Most popular Aussie alt commentary team on earth! LIVE fr kickoff on YouCommentate.com #AUSvARG #Rugby #BarstoolStyle

Listen to the Barstool Refs as they call the Wobs v Los Gauchos Battle for El Costa del Oro LIVE and ONLINE tonight. Pick up the commentary from kick-off on YouCommentate.com, or join us at the spiritual home of Singapore rugby at the Prince of Wales, 51 Boat Quay.

Turn down the boring middle-aged washed up blokes on TV and turn up the Refs for REAL rugby insight – no knowledge, all opinion! Olé!

Wobs v Los Gauchos 15 Sep, lineups: ¡Ándele! ¡Ándele! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! Yeehaw! #AUSvARG #BarstoolStyle

Can the Wobs turn a freak into a streak!  Join us tomorrow as Los Gauchos bring their dynamic, massively unpredictable ten-man rugby team to Aus for their first match against the Wobs in the TRC.  The game is at the Munch Munch Mee Goreng Stadia on El Costa del Oro.  Olé!

Here’s the line-up for the Wobs, barstool style:

1. Fat Cat
2. Tafro
3. The Penalty Magnet
4. Bruiser Mastino
5. Sharpedo
6. Daredevil
7. Whoops
8. Shaft
9. Fanga
10. Mighty Mouse
11. Tattooed Energizer Bunny (or Bunny)
12. Slippery
13. Two Dads
14. Shippsanity
15. ObamaThe Spare Parts Bin is a 4-3 split as follows:
16. Milli
17. Slips
18. Unabomber
19. Gilfer
20. Face Masseur
21. Vanilli
22. Cold Gold KB

No Dirty, no Big Fucking Unit.  Bruiser on debut.  Slippery back in the starters with Cold Gold KB back in the spares to think about life.

Los Gauchos have brought a bunch of blokes we’ve never heard of.  Here’s their line-up:

1. Dr RoRo
2. El Gordo
3. Figaro
4. Labor
5. Tablón
6. Mr Hair
7. Sid
8. Lobotomy
9. Cdr Koenig
10. Just Juan Guy
11. Ho
12. Chile
13. The German
14. El Presidenté Gonzalo
15. SpeedyAnd in las piezas de repuesto:
16. Sonny Bill
17. Yet Another Juan
18. Da Vinci
19. DiCaprio
20. Chicken Choker
21. Hot Rod
22. He’s Hoff

On the Card Table this week to call the game we’ll have Steve, D-Rex and Ken.  If you’re in Singapore, come on down to the Prince of Wales at 51 Boat Quay for the full Barstool experience.  For those elsewhere, join us on YouCommentate at 8pm Sydney time / 6pm Singapore for LIVE commentary, Barstool Style.  Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live.

And for our Argentine readers —

En la mesa de juego esta semana para llamar el juego tendremos que Steve, D-Rex y Ken. Si se encuentra en Singapur, vamos hacia abajo al Príncipe de Gales en Boat Quay 51 para la experiencia Barstool completo. Para aquellos que en otros lugares, únete a nosotros en YouCommentate a las 8 pm hora de Sydney / 18:00 Singapur para comentarios en directo, Estilo Barstool. Síguenos en Twitter para una alerta cuando estamos en directo.

Dos cervezas por favor!

Bring on Los Gauchos! Andele Andele, Arriba! #AUSvARG #RugbyUnited #BarstoolStyle #TRC #Wallabies

As the old cliché goes, it was a game of two halves  The first half at the City Harvest Church Donation Bowl in Perthfontein was 40 minutes of sheer dire drudgery.  Horrible rugby.  The kind that sends kids over to the AFL.  The second half by the Wobs was heroic, titanic, relentless!  They lost yet another captain but pressed on and, in the end, the good guys won. Five wins on the trot against the Meateaters and now we can all agree well and truly that the Boks are our bitches.

So onto Los Gauchos and this weekend at the Munch Munch Mee Goreng Stadia on El Costa de Oro.  The Refs will be calling the action live, Barstool Style, from the Prince of Wales so get on down and say hello for real insight into the game.  If you’re out of town, listen in from kick-off on YouCommentate.com.   Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live.

What to expect?  Check this out – if this is how they teach the boys, then expect mucho shoulder charges!  ¡Ándele! ¡Ándele! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! Yeehaw!

Most popular Aussie alt commentary team on earth! LIVE fr kickoff on YouCommentate.com #rugby #AUSvRSA #BarstoolStyle

Listen to the Barstool Refs as they call the Wobs v Meateaters Battle for Second Place LIVE and ONLINE tonight. Pick up the commentary from kick-off on YouCommentate.com, or join us at the spiritual home of Singapore rugby at the Prince of Wales, 51 Boat Quay!  Turn down the boring middle-aged washed up blokes on TV and turn up the Refs for REAL rugby insight.

And — how’s this memory to fire up the believers.  Come at me Bro!  Wobs, you’ve got this!

Team line-ups for Wobs v Meateaters 8 Sep #TRC #rugbyunited #AUSvRSA #BarstoolStyle #ComeAtMeBro

This week is about winning redemption baby!  And what better team to win against than the Meateaters, a team of cheats and thugs that we’ve beaten four times running.  A win on the weekend will be a record for the Wobs against the Meateaters.

The game is in Perthfontein at the City Harvest Church Donation Bowl, with halftime entertainment to be provided by Sun Ho.

Here’s the line-up for the Wobs, barstool style:

1. Fat Cat
2. Tafro
3. The Penalty Magnet
4. The Big Fucking Unit
5. Sharpedo
6. Daredevil
7. Whoops
8. Shaft
9. Dirty
10. Mighty Mouse
11. Tattooed Energizer Bunny (or Bunny)
12. Obama
13. Two Dads
14. Shippsanity
15. Two Dads

    The Spare Parts Bin is a 4-3 split as follows:

16. Milli
17. Slips
18. Unabomber
19. Gilfer
20. Fanga
21. Mikey Mike
22. Vanilli

No coverage for the locks in the Spares!  Fly-by-the-seat-of-the-pants rugby – we love it.

The Meateaters have well and truly brought their B-team.  Here’s their line-up:

1. Mr V
2. Levi
3. Dr Thug
4. Eben Flow
5. Freddy
6. The Ragdoll
7. Babyeater
8. Trailer Trash
9. RuPaul
10. Little Stain, the Suburban Accountant
11. Wing and a Prayer
12. Big Stain
13. The Love Child
14. Has Been
15. Sideshow

    And in the Spares:

16. Tia’An
17. Stupiders
18. Flapjack
19. Low Blow
20. Goosen Step
21. Kiwi Jailbait
22. Iced Vovo

On the Card Table this week to call the game we’ll have Steve, D-Rex and the Übercoach.  If you’re in Singapore, come on down to the Prince of Wales at 51 Boat Quay for the full Barstool experience.  For those elsewhere, join us on YouCommentate at 7.30pm Sydney time / 5.30 Singapore for LIVE commentary, Barstool style.  Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live.

Come at me bro!

Two papers, two very different headlines #ComeAtMeBro #BarstoolStyle #WobsvMeateaters

Rugby Gold, on news.com.au, claiming that “Winger Nick Cummins in frame for Wallabies debut against Springboks”.

However Rugbyheaven, on smh.com.au, says “Dom Shipperley is in line to play his first Test match”.

Both can’t be right … good to see we’re keeping everyone guessing.  Lets hope Dingo knows what he’s doing!

On Saturday, the mighty Wobbly Wobs will be taking on the Meateaters in Perthfontein in a must-win, die die match to reclaim some honour against a depleted side of cheats-and-thugs.  The Barstool Refs will be calling all the action from the Prince of Wales, 51 Boat Quay, Singapore from 5.30pm local time – come on down and join us for some rugby, barstool style.

For those outside Singapore, you can listen LIVE  to our call on YouCommentate from kick-off.  Follow us on Twitter for updates when we go live.

Come at me Bro!

Line-ups for Bledisloe 25 Aug: Cuzzy Bros v Wobbly Wobs #rugbyunited #NZLvAUS #chilionthestick #barstoolstyle

This week the Wobbly Wobs go straight to the heart of the beast!  They are taking on the Cuzzy Bros at their fortress, Proton Park in Auckland (previously known as “Eden” Park).  The Cuzzy Bros last lost at Proton Park eighteen years ago, when Neanderthals were still walking the earth in places other than New Zealand.

The Wobs are seeking redemption and so have gone to the man you want in these situations – Quade Cooper!  Bring it on.  Here’s the Wobs line-up:

1. Fat Cat
2. Saudi
3. Benny A
4. The Big Fucking Unit
5. Sharpedo
6. Daredevil
7. Whoops
8. Unabomber
9. Dirty
10. Mighty Mouse
11. Tattooed Energizer Bunny (or Bunny)
12. Obama
13. Horné
14. Wolfman
15. Two DadsThe bench is yet to be confirmed but will likely be as follows:
16. Milli
17. Slips
18. The Mattress
19. Shaft
20. Gilfer
21. Fanga
22. Vanilli

And the Cuzzy Bros have one forced change – Splinters is off with an RSI injury in his left hand.  Here’s their line-up:

1. Sonny
2. His Mum Can’t Spell Kevin
3. Weiner
4. Big Cheese
5. The Only Whitelock Good Enough
6. Hunga
7. Cheat
8. Can’t
9. Wants To Be Willie
10. Dodgy Groin
11. Low Gear
12. Dollar Bill
13. Grandma’a
14. Two Girls Names
15. He Who Needs No NicknameAnd on the bench:
16. Tramp
17. Weiner
18. Who The Fuck Is This Guy?
19. Vicey Versey
20. Fat Arse
21. Gollum’s Double
22. Just Another Smith

There’s a substitution at the Card Table this week!  D-Rex takes over from the Übercoach who needs a Bex and a good lie down after last weekend’s borefest – thank you Alain Rolland.  If you’re in Singapore, come on down to the Prince of Wales at 51 Boat Quay for the Chicken Dance and the full Bled experience.  For those elsewhere, join us on YouCommentate at 5.30pm Sydney time / 3.30 Singapore for LIVE commentary, Barstool style.

Go you good things!