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Epic Bled. #AUSvNZL #Bledisloe #BarstoolStyle

That Bledisloe was awesome – great old-school, arm-wrestle rugby with both scrambling defence and offence.

The Wobs really took it to the Cuzzy Bros – some of the new guys injected over the last couple games have really breathed new life into the Wallabies (we could call out the Honey Badger, but he don’t give a shit).  Not only did the Wobs spoil the Cuzzy Bros run at the world record for consecutive wins, they also kept the Cuzzy Bros try-less for the first time since August 2004.

Full credit as well to Richie McCaw – like every Wob fan, we love to hate his cheating ways, but the Refs have huge respect for his attempt to rally the ABs and win the game at the death.  What a champion of the sport.

Enjoy it again!  Listen to the Barstool Refs calling it as we saw it on our YouCommentate channel here.

Ah yes, now onto November, the time of the year when all the first tier teams head up into the northern hemisphere and give them a good bashing!  The Refs will be live and calling the games, but maybe not all of them – we’ll announce plans here soon.

Go Wobs!

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Aussie #rugby alt commentary for the #Bledisloe! Live fr kick-off on YouCommentate.com #AUSvNZL

Listen to the Barstool Refs as they call the Wobs v the Cuzzy Bros, LIVE and ONLINE tomorrow morning Aus time for the compelling third match of the 2012 Bledisloe Cup.  Will it be a victory for the Wobs and a fairy tale farewell for Sharpedo from Aussie shores?

Pick up our call from kick-off on the Barstool Refs channel on YouCommentate.com. Turn down the boring middle-aged washed up blokes on TV and turn up the Refs for REAL rugby insight.

Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live!

Go you good things!

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Wobs v Cuzzy Bros 20 Oct lineups #BarstoolStyle #rugby #AUSvNZD

Tomorrow night!  The mighty Wobbly Wobs take to the Field of Dreams in Brisbanal in search of a repeat of the famous victory last year over the Cuzzy Bros.  Which team was the last to beat the Bros?  That’s right – the Wobs.  Where did they do it?  That’s right – Brisbanal.  Be afraid, Bros.

Here’s the line-up for the Wobs, Barstool style:

  1. Fat Cat
  2. Tafro
  3. Slips
  4. Big Fucking Unit
  5. Derek Zoolander
  6. Unabomber
  7. Whoops
  8. Cliffy
  9. Fanga
  10. Cold Gold
  11. Two Dads
  12. Slippery
  13. Taps
  14. Honey Badger
  15. Mikey Mike

    The Spare Parts Bin is a 5-2 split as follows:

  16. Ewok
  17. Keps
  18. Bruiser Mastino
  19. Daredevil
  20. Gillfer
  21. Face Masseur
  22. Wolfman

This match represents Zoolander’s farewell on Aus soil before the Farewell Tour That Never Ends departs for Europe on a four-stop visit — rumour has it that the entire Wobs team have shaved their heads in tribute.

And the Cuzzy Bros once again have the luxury of picking the same team.  Must be fucking boring to be a Bros supporter – same team, week in, week out ..

  1. Splinters
  2. Mum Can’t Spell Kevin
  3. Twinkle Toes
  4. Who The Fuck Is That Guy?
  5. The Only Whitelock Good Enough
  6. Hunga
  7. Cheat
  8. Can’t
  9. Willie Wanna Be
  10. Maid of Honor
  11. Low Gear
  12. Grandma’a
  13. Wakey Wakey
  14. Two Girls Names
  15. He Who Needs No Nickname

    And the Spares:

  16. Tramp
  17. Weiner
  18. Big Cheese
  19. Vicey Versey
  20. Fat Arse
  21. Gollum’s Double
  22. Just Another Smith

If you’re in Singapore, come on down to the Prince of Wales at 51 Boat Quay for the full Barstool experience.  For those elsewhere, join us on YouCommentate at 9pm Sydney time / 6pm Singapore for LIVE commentary, Barstool Style.  Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live.

Whaddya wanna be!  Remember this?

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Heroic Wobs performance in Rosario. See you in two weeks Cuzzy Bros! #ARGvAUS #AUSvNZD

A patched up team of battered, bruised and jet-lagged Wobs took on the lasers and the Gauchos in Roasrio, and came out on top. Cold Gold and Whoops had blinders, and the Badge enjoyed an admirable debut. Nice way to end the inaugural Rugby Championship!  Although everyone finished a long way behind the Cuzzy Bros, given their horrific injuries the Wobs should be satisfied.

The Refs enjoyed the game from a secret lair in suburban Swingapore.  It was family day and the call was much more lucid than other recent examples!  Catch it again here on YouCommentate.

The Wobs (and the Refs) now enjoy a week off after a long and emotional tournament before reconvening for the third Bled against the Cuzzy Bros on Sat 20 October.  The Wobs are burning for redemotion and they have a helluva chance – a win in Brisvegas will spoil the Cuzzy Bros pursuit of the world record for consecutive international wins.

If you’re in Singapore, come on down to the Prince of Wales at 51 Boat Quay for the full Barstool experience.   If you’re elsewhere, the  Refs will be calling all the action, LIVE on YouCommentate, Barstool Style.  Follow us on Twitter for details as and when they firm up.

You don’t scare us …

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Badass Aussie alt #rugby commentary team! Live fr kickoff on YouCommentate.com #ARGvAUS #HoneyBadger

Listen to the Barstool Refs as they call the Wobs v Los Gauchos, LIVE and ONLINE tomorrow morning Aus time for the final match of the Rugby Championship. The match will mark the long-awaited debut of the Honey Badger!  See him kick some Argie-Bargie arse.

Pick up our call from kick-off on YouCommentate.com.  Turn down the boring middle-aged washed up blokes on TV and turn up the Refs for REAL rugby  insight.

Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live!

Go you good things!  And to mark the debut of the Badge ..

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Wobs v Gauchos 6 Oct lineups: ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! #ARGvAUS #rugby

After the spanking at the hands of the bitches, the Wobs have dragged their battered bodies over to Rosario for the final match of the TRC.  If the Wobs can take it to Los Gauchos and take an unanticipated win then they will finish second in the tournament – a loss could see them finish last with la cuchara de madera.  Here’s the line-up for the Wobs, Barstool style:

  1. Slips
  2. Tafro
  3. The Penalty Magnet
  4. Bruiser Mastino
  5. Derek Zoolander
  6. BFU
  7. Whoops
  8. Shaft
  9. Fanga
  10. Cold Gold
  11. Tattooed Energizer Bunny
  12. Slippery
  13. Taps
  14. Honey Badger
  15. Mikey Mike

    The Spare Parts Bin is a 5-2 split as follows:

  16. Milli
  17. Fat Cat
  18. Daredevil
  19. Unabomber
  20. Gillfer
  21. Face Masseur
  22. Shippsanity

Both Honey Badger and Taps on debut – the Refs can’t wait to see the Badge open up a can of whoop arse on the Gauchos.

Los Gauchos have brought a bunch of blokes that we still have never heard of.  Honestly you could put these blokes in a line-up with the Spice Girls and we wouldn’t be able to pick them out.  Here’s their line-up:

  1. Dr RoRo
  2. El Gordo
  3. Figaro
  4. Labor
  5. Tablón
  6. Mr Hair
  7. Sid
  8. Lobotomy
  9. Cdr Koenig
  10. Just Juan Guy
  11. Ho
  12. Chile
  13. The German
  14. El Presidenté Gonzalo
  15. Speedy

    And in las piezas de repuesto:

  16. Sonny Bill
  17. Yet Another Juan
  18. Da Vinci
  19. DiCaprio
  20. Chicken Choker
  21. El Sucio
  22. He’s Hoff

On the Card Table this week to call the game we’ll have D-Rex and Steve, who has spent the week in recovery from hangover.  The game is at a very uncharitable hour – kick off is 7am Sunday 7 Oct for us! Join us on YouCommentate at 10am Sydney time / 7am Singapore for LIVE commentary, Barstool Style.  Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live.

And for our Argentine readers —

En la tarjeta esta semana llamar el juego tendremos D-Rex y Steve, que ha pasado la semana en la recuperación de la resaca de la tabla. El juego está a una hora muy incompatibles – kick off es 7 el domingo 7 Oct para nosotros! Únase a nosotros en YouCommentate en 10 hora de Sydney / 7 Singapur para comentarios en directo, Barstool Estilo. Síguenos en Twitter para una alerta cuando estamos vivos.

Dos cervezas por favor!

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That was horrific. Bring on Los Gauchos. #RSAvAUS #ARGvAUS #rugby

Well that was pretty damn horrific.  The Wobs were clearly outclassed by their bitches, the Meateaters, and finished the game with 14 players as a result of a series of major injuries to key players.  Damn Meateaters.  So that means the Wobs have won five of the last six matches against them – they’re still our bitches.

But if you thought the Wobs looked a bit ropey, you should have heard our commentary!  On reflection, starting festivities at 4pm in anticipation of starting commentary for the game at 11pm was ambitious.  The stream is available here – thankfully it cut off after 26 minutes, due to network issues.  We were so ripped we didn’t even notice.

So new week, new challenges for our Wobs.  They’ll be in unfamiliar territory, up against Los Gauchos in Rosario – the Wobs are struggling to field 22 fit blokes for what should be an epic match.  The  Refs will be calling all the action, LIVE on YouCommentate from an as-yet-undetermined secret location somewhere in Singapore, Barstool Style.  Follow us on Twitter for details as and when they firm up.

Olé!

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Most popular Aussie alt commentary team on Earth! Live fr kickoff on YouCommentate.com #RSAvAUS #rugby #BarstoolStyle

Listen to the Barstool Refs as they call the Wobs v their Bitches, whoops we mean the Meateaters, LIVE and ONLINE tonight for #ComeAtMeBro, Round 2!  Time to bash the Boks in their own backyard.

Pick up our insightful commentary (ed. – tell ’em they’re dreaming) from kick-off on YouCommentate.com.  Turn down the boring middle-aged washed up blokes on TV and turn up the Refs for REAL rugby  insight.

Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live!

Go you good things!

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“Wallabies are destroying me!” Said the Boks, 29 Sep in Pretoria #RSAvAUS #Rugby

Giddyup Wobs fans — time for #ComeAtMeBro, Round 2!

Yes indeedy, the Barstool Refs will be back tomorrow for the mouth-watering clash between the Wobs and their bitches, the Meateaters.  This week’s match will be in Pretoria, high up in Meateater homeland and it promises to be an absolute cracker.  The Meateaters have named a young and aggressive team — dammit we hate it when they do something sensible.  The Wobs are debuting Cold Gold KB at flyhalf, and KB’s been packing away an extra burger or two this week in preparation.  We’re looking for an exciting, spite- and try-filled match!

On the Card Table this week to call the game we’ll have Steve, D-Rex and Mr Ley, calling the game from a loungeroom somewhere in the Singapore burbs. We’d love to have you over to join us but three blokes on a couch is plenty squeezy already.  Join us for the call LIVE on YouCommentate at 11pm Swingapore time / 1am Sydney time on Sunday morning for you hard-core Barstool fans!

Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live.  And while we’re at it, LIKE us on Facebook — its good to be loved!

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Los Gauchos. Definitely better than the Meateaters. #AUSvARG #RSAvAUS #TRC #RugbyUnited

Well I think we can all agree that Los Gauchos deserve their spot in the Rugby Championship – they put on a much better show than the Meateaters did the week prior against the Wobblies!  And the Gauchos put on better BBQs.

The Wobs stuck to the game plan which delivered success the week before – they played the crappiest, most boring rugby they could muster for the first half, then once the opponents were nearly unconscious with lassitude they sprung some quick scores to sneak away with a win.  As pretty much every single Australian commentator and Wallaby player has said since the final hooter, “a win’s a win”.  Robbie Deans, what a genius!

So we head into a break in the Rugby Champs with the next weekend off.  The Wobs then embark on the tour from hell, with stops in Pretoria and Rosario, where we are pretty sure they’ll meet mad-as-hell teams intent on winning in front of their home fans.  Should be fun!

The Refs will be calling all the action for both games in an as-yet-undetermined secret location somewhere in Singapore, Barstool Style.  Follow us on Twitter for details as and when they firm up.

Waddya wanna be!

 

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