Tag Archives: Bledisloe

Epic Bled. #AUSvNZL #Bledisloe #BarstoolStyle

That Bledisloe was awesome – great old-school, arm-wrestle rugby with both scrambling defence and offence.

The Wobs really took it to the Cuzzy Bros – some of the new guys injected over the last couple games have really breathed new life into the Wallabies (we could call out the Honey Badger, but he don’t give a shit).  Not only did the Wobs spoil the Cuzzy Bros run at the world record for consecutive wins, they also kept the Cuzzy Bros try-less for the first time since August 2004.

Full credit as well to Richie McCaw – like every Wob fan, we love to hate his cheating ways, but the Refs have huge respect for his attempt to rally the ABs and win the game at the death.  What a champion of the sport.

Enjoy it again!  Listen to the Barstool Refs calling it as we saw it on our YouCommentate channel here.

Ah yes, now onto November, the time of the year when all the first tier teams head up into the northern hemisphere and give them a good bashing!  The Refs will be live and calling the games, but maybe not all of them – we’ll announce plans here soon.

Go Wobs!

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Aussie #rugby alt commentary for the #Bledisloe! Live fr kick-off on YouCommentate.com #AUSvNZL

Listen to the Barstool Refs as they call the Wobs v the Cuzzy Bros, LIVE and ONLINE tomorrow morning Aus time for the compelling third match of the 2012 Bledisloe Cup.  Will it be a victory for the Wobs and a fairy tale farewell for Sharpedo from Aussie shores?

Pick up our call from kick-off on the Barstool Refs channel on YouCommentate.com. Turn down the boring middle-aged washed up blokes on TV and turn up the Refs for REAL rugby insight.

Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live!

Go you good things!

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Wobs v Cuzzy Bros 20 Oct lineups #BarstoolStyle #rugby #AUSvNZD

Tomorrow night!  The mighty Wobbly Wobs take to the Field of Dreams in Brisbanal in search of a repeat of the famous victory last year over the Cuzzy Bros.  Which team was the last to beat the Bros?  That’s right – the Wobs.  Where did they do it?  That’s right – Brisbanal.  Be afraid, Bros.

Here’s the line-up for the Wobs, Barstool style:

  1. Fat Cat
  2. Tafro
  3. Slips
  4. Big Fucking Unit
  5. Derek Zoolander
  6. Unabomber
  7. Whoops
  8. Cliffy
  9. Fanga
  10. Cold Gold
  11. Two Dads
  12. Slippery
  13. Taps
  14. Honey Badger
  15. Mikey Mike

    The Spare Parts Bin is a 5-2 split as follows:

  16. Ewok
  17. Keps
  18. Bruiser Mastino
  19. Daredevil
  20. Gillfer
  21. Face Masseur
  22. Wolfman

This match represents Zoolander’s farewell on Aus soil before the Farewell Tour That Never Ends departs for Europe on a four-stop visit — rumour has it that the entire Wobs team have shaved their heads in tribute.

And the Cuzzy Bros once again have the luxury of picking the same team.  Must be fucking boring to be a Bros supporter – same team, week in, week out ..

  1. Splinters
  2. Mum Can’t Spell Kevin
  3. Twinkle Toes
  4. Who The Fuck Is That Guy?
  5. The Only Whitelock Good Enough
  6. Hunga
  7. Cheat
  8. Can’t
  9. Willie Wanna Be
  10. Maid of Honor
  11. Low Gear
  12. Grandma’a
  13. Wakey Wakey
  14. Two Girls Names
  15. He Who Needs No Nickname

    And the Spares:

  16. Tramp
  17. Weiner
  18. Big Cheese
  19. Vicey Versey
  20. Fat Arse
  21. Gollum’s Double
  22. Just Another Smith

If you’re in Singapore, come on down to the Prince of Wales at 51 Boat Quay for the full Barstool experience.  For those elsewhere, join us on YouCommentate at 9pm Sydney time / 6pm Singapore for LIVE commentary, Barstool Style.  Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live.

Whaddya wanna be!  Remember this?

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Heroic Wobs performance in Rosario. See you in two weeks Cuzzy Bros! #ARGvAUS #AUSvNZD

A patched up team of battered, bruised and jet-lagged Wobs took on the lasers and the Gauchos in Roasrio, and came out on top. Cold Gold and Whoops had blinders, and the Badge enjoyed an admirable debut. Nice way to end the inaugural Rugby Championship!  Although everyone finished a long way behind the Cuzzy Bros, given their horrific injuries the Wobs should be satisfied.

The Refs enjoyed the game from a secret lair in suburban Swingapore.  It was family day and the call was much more lucid than other recent examples!  Catch it again here on YouCommentate.

The Wobs (and the Refs) now enjoy a week off after a long and emotional tournament before reconvening for the third Bled against the Cuzzy Bros on Sat 20 October.  The Wobs are burning for redemotion and they have a helluva chance – a win in Brisvegas will spoil the Cuzzy Bros pursuit of the world record for consecutive international wins.

If you’re in Singapore, come on down to the Prince of Wales at 51 Boat Quay for the full Barstool experience.   If you’re elsewhere, the  Refs will be calling all the action, LIVE on YouCommentate, Barstool Style.  Follow us on Twitter for details as and when they firm up.

You don’t scare us …

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Most popular Aussie alt commentary team on earth! LIVE fr kick-off on YouCommentate.com for Bled II #NZLvAUS #BarstoolStyle

Listen to the Barstool Refs as they call the Bledisloe II LIVE and ONLINE tonight.  Pick up the commentary from kick-off on YouCommentate.com, or join us at the spiritual home of Singapore rugby at the Prince of Wales, 51 Boat Quay!

And for our Kiwi friends .. remember this?  Chili on the stick boys, go Wobs! #BurnTheBoats

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Line-ups for Bledisloe 25 Aug: Cuzzy Bros v Wobbly Wobs #rugbyunited #NZLvAUS #chilionthestick #barstoolstyle

This week the Wobbly Wobs go straight to the heart of the beast!  They are taking on the Cuzzy Bros at their fortress, Proton Park in Auckland (previously known as “Eden” Park).  The Cuzzy Bros last lost at Proton Park eighteen years ago, when Neanderthals were still walking the earth in places other than New Zealand.

The Wobs are seeking redemption and so have gone to the man you want in these situations – Quade Cooper!  Bring it on.  Here’s the Wobs line-up:

  1. Fat Cat
  2. Saudi
  3. Benny A
  4. The Big Fucking Unit
  5. Sharpedo
  6. Daredevil
  7. Whoops
  8. Unabomber
  9. Dirty
  10. Mighty Mouse
  11. Tattooed Energizer Bunny (or Bunny)
  12. Obama
  13. Horné
  14. Wolfman
  15. Two DadsThe bench is yet to be confirmed but will likely be as follows:
  16. Milli
  17. Slips
  18. The Mattress
  19. Shaft
  20. Gilfer
  21. Fanga
  22. Vanilli

And the Cuzzy Bros have one forced change – Splinters is off with an RSI injury in his left hand.  Here’s their line-up:

  1. Sonny
  2. His Mum Can’t Spell Kevin
  3. Weiner
  4. Big Cheese
  5. The Only Whitelock Good Enough
  6. Hunga
  7. Cheat
  8. Can’t
  9. Wants To Be Willie
  10. Dodgy Groin
  11. Low Gear
  12. Dollar Bill
  13. Grandma’a
  14. Two Girls Names
  15. He Who Needs No NicknameAnd on the bench:
  16. Tramp
  17. Weiner
  18. Who The Fuck Is This Guy?
  19. Vicey Versey
  20. Fat Arse
  21. Gollum’s Double
  22. Just Another Smith

There’s a substitution at the Card Table this week!  D-Rex takes over from the Übercoach who needs a Bex and a good lie down after last weekend’s borefest – thank you Alain Rolland.  If you’re in Singapore, come on down to the Prince of Wales at 51 Boat Quay for the Chicken Dance and the full Bled experience.  For those elsewhere, join us on YouCommentate at 5.30pm Sydney time / 3.30 Singapore for LIVE commentary, Barstool style.

Go you good things!

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Wallabies line-up for Bledisloe #BarstoolStyle #RugbyUnited

Mr Lee, the Übercoach and Steve are pumped and primed for the big day on Saturday when the reigning Tri-Nations champs, the Wallabies, take on the massively over-rated Cuzzy Bros!

Wobs’ line-up looks strong:

  1. Fat Cat
  2. Tafro
  3. Keps
  4. T-Money
  5. Sharpie
  6. Daredevil
  7. Human Protein Bar (or HPB, or PB)
  8. Unabomber
  9. Dirty
  10. Obama
  11. Tattooed Energizer Bunny (or Bunny)
  12. Vanilli
  13. Horné
  14. Two Dads
  15. Cold Gold KB

    And on the bench:

  16. Saudi
  17. Slips
  18. The Mattress
  19. Shaft
  20. Whoops
  21. Fanga
  22. Wolfman

Join us on YouCommentate at 7.30pm Sydney time for LIVE commentary, Barstool syle!

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