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Wobs v Gauchos 6 Oct lineups: ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! #ARGvAUS #rugby

After the spanking at the hands of the bitches, the Wobs have dragged their battered bodies over to Rosario for the final match of the TRC.  If the Wobs can take it to Los Gauchos and take an unanticipated win then they will finish second in the tournament – a loss could see them finish last with la cuchara de madera.  Here’s the line-up for the Wobs, Barstool style:

  1. Slips
  2. Tafro
  3. The Penalty Magnet
  4. Bruiser Mastino
  5. Derek Zoolander
  6. BFU
  7. Whoops
  8. Shaft
  9. Fanga
  10. Cold Gold
  11. Tattooed Energizer Bunny
  12. Slippery
  13. Taps
  14. Honey Badger
  15. Mikey Mike

    The Spare Parts Bin is a 5-2 split as follows:

  16. Milli
  17. Fat Cat
  18. Daredevil
  19. Unabomber
  20. Gillfer
  21. Face Masseur
  22. Shippsanity

Both Honey Badger and Taps on debut – the Refs can’t wait to see the Badge open up a can of whoop arse on the Gauchos.

Los Gauchos have brought a bunch of blokes that we still have never heard of.  Honestly you could put these blokes in a line-up with the Spice Girls and we wouldn’t be able to pick them out.  Here’s their line-up:

  1. Dr RoRo
  2. El Gordo
  3. Figaro
  4. Labor
  5. Tablón
  6. Mr Hair
  7. Sid
  8. Lobotomy
  9. Cdr Koenig
  10. Just Juan Guy
  11. Ho
  12. Chile
  13. The German
  14. El Presidenté Gonzalo
  15. Speedy

    And in las piezas de repuesto:

  16. Sonny Bill
  17. Yet Another Juan
  18. Da Vinci
  19. DiCaprio
  20. Chicken Choker
  21. El Sucio
  22. He’s Hoff

On the Card Table this week to call the game we’ll have D-Rex and Steve, who has spent the week in recovery from hangover.  The game is at a very uncharitable hour – kick off is 7am Sunday 7 Oct for us! Join us on YouCommentate at 10am Sydney time / 7am Singapore for LIVE commentary, Barstool Style.  Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live.

And for our Argentine readers —

En la tarjeta esta semana llamar el juego tendremos D-Rex y Steve, que ha pasado la semana en la recuperación de la resaca de la tabla. El juego está a una hora muy incompatibles – kick off es 7 el domingo 7 Oct para nosotros! Únase a nosotros en YouCommentate en 10 hora de Sydney / 7 Singapur para comentarios en directo, Barstool Estilo. Síguenos en Twitter para una alerta cuando estamos vivos.

Dos cervezas por favor!

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That was horrific. Bring on Los Gauchos. #RSAvAUS #ARGvAUS #rugby

Well that was pretty damn horrific.  The Wobs were clearly outclassed by their bitches, the Meateaters, and finished the game with 14 players as a result of a series of major injuries to key players.  Damn Meateaters.  So that means the Wobs have won five of the last six matches against them – they’re still our bitches.

But if you thought the Wobs looked a bit ropey, you should have heard our commentary!  On reflection, starting festivities at 4pm in anticipation of starting commentary for the game at 11pm was ambitious.  The stream is available here – thankfully it cut off after 26 minutes, due to network issues.  We were so ripped we didn’t even notice.

So new week, new challenges for our Wobs.  They’ll be in unfamiliar territory, up against Los Gauchos in Rosario – the Wobs are struggling to field 22 fit blokes for what should be an epic match.  The  Refs will be calling all the action, LIVE on YouCommentate from an as-yet-undetermined secret location somewhere in Singapore, Barstool Style.  Follow us on Twitter for details as and when they firm up.

Olé!

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Most popular Aussie alt commentary team on earth! LIVE fr kickoff on YouCommentate.com #AUSvARG #Rugby #BarstoolStyle

Listen to the Barstool Refs as they call the Wobs v Los Gauchos Battle for El Costa del Oro LIVE and ONLINE tonight. Pick up the commentary from kick-off on YouCommentate.com, or join us at the spiritual home of Singapore rugby at the Prince of Wales, 51 Boat Quay.

Turn down the boring middle-aged washed up blokes on TV and turn up the Refs for REAL rugby insight – no knowledge, all opinion! Olé!

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Wobs v Los Gauchos 15 Sep, lineups: ¡Ándele! ¡Ándele! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! Yeehaw! #AUSvARG #BarstoolStyle

Can the Wobs turn a freak into a streak!  Join us tomorrow as Los Gauchos bring their dynamic, massively unpredictable ten-man rugby team to Aus for their first match against the Wobs in the TRC.  The game is at the Munch Munch Mee Goreng Stadia on El Costa del Oro.  Olé!

Here’s the line-up for the Wobs, barstool style:

  1. Fat Cat
  2. Tafro
  3. The Penalty Magnet
  4. Bruiser Mastino
  5. Sharpedo
  6. Daredevil
  7. Whoops
  8. Shaft
  9. Fanga
  10. Mighty Mouse
  11. Tattooed Energizer Bunny (or Bunny)
  12. Slippery
  13. Two Dads
  14. Shippsanity
  15. ObamaThe Spare Parts Bin is a 4-3 split as follows:
  16. Milli
  17. Slips
  18. Unabomber
  19. Gilfer
  20. Face Masseur
  21. Vanilli
  22. Cold Gold KB

No Dirty, no Big Fucking Unit.  Bruiser on debut.  Slippery back in the starters with Cold Gold KB back in the spares to think about life.

Los Gauchos have brought a bunch of blokes we’ve never heard of.  Here’s their line-up:

  1. Dr RoRo
  2. El Gordo
  3. Figaro
  4. Labor
  5. Tablón
  6. Mr Hair
  7. Sid
  8. Lobotomy
  9. Cdr Koenig
  10. Just Juan Guy
  11. Ho
  12. Chile
  13. The German
  14. El Presidenté Gonzalo
  15. SpeedyAnd in las piezas de repuesto:
  16. Sonny Bill
  17. Yet Another Juan
  18. Da Vinci
  19. DiCaprio
  20. Chicken Choker
  21. Hot Rod
  22. He’s Hoff

On the Card Table this week to call the game we’ll have Steve, D-Rex and Ken.  If you’re in Singapore, come on down to the Prince of Wales at 51 Boat Quay for the full Barstool experience.  For those elsewhere, join us on YouCommentate at 8pm Sydney time / 6pm Singapore for LIVE commentary, Barstool Style.  Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live.

And for our Argentine readers —

En la mesa de juego esta semana para llamar el juego tendremos que Steve, D-Rex y Ken. Si se encuentra en Singapur, vamos hacia abajo al Príncipe de Gales en Boat Quay 51 para la experiencia Barstool completo. Para aquellos que en otros lugares, únete a nosotros en YouCommentate a las 8 pm hora de Sydney / 18:00 Singapur para comentarios en directo, Estilo Barstool. Síguenos en Twitter para una alerta cuando estamos en directo.

Dos cervezas por favor!

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