Most popular Aussie alt commentary team on Earth! Live fr kickoff on YouCommentate.com #RSAvAUS #rugby #BarstoolStyle

Listen to the Barstool Refs as they call the Wobs v their Bitches, whoops we mean the Meateaters, LIVE and ONLINE tonight for #ComeAtMeBro, Round 2!  Time to bash the Boks in their own backyard.

Pick up our insightful commentary (ed. – tell ’em they’re dreaming) from kick-off on YouCommentate.com.  Turn down the boring middle-aged washed up blokes on TV and turn up the Refs for REAL rugby  insight.

Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live!

Go you good things!

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“Wallabies are destroying me!” Said the Boks, 29 Sep in Pretoria #RSAvAUS #Rugby

Giddyup Wobs fans — time for #ComeAtMeBro, Round 2!

Yes indeedy, the Barstool Refs will be back tomorrow for the mouth-watering clash between the Wobs and their bitches, the Meateaters.  This week’s match will be in Pretoria, high up in Meateater homeland and it promises to be an absolute cracker.  The Meateaters have named a young and aggressive team — dammit we hate it when they do something sensible.  The Wobs are debuting Cold Gold KB at flyhalf, and KB’s been packing away an extra burger or two this week in preparation.  We’re looking for an exciting, spite- and try-filled match!

On the Card Table this week to call the game we’ll have Steve, D-Rex and Mr Ley, calling the game from a loungeroom somewhere in the Singapore burbs. We’d love to have you over to join us but three blokes on a couch is plenty squeezy already.  Join us for the call LIVE on YouCommentate at 11pm Swingapore time / 1am Sydney time on Sunday morning for you hard-core Barstool fans!

Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live.  And while we’re at it, LIKE us on Facebook — its good to be loved!

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Congrats to our host @YouCommentate on launch of the iPhone app! #GoodWorkBoys http://t.co/bZK5ShmG

YouCommentate announced the release of their free app for iPhones this week, allowing people to commentate and listen from their iPhones.  Because it is mobile, fans can be on the couch, in a bar or even in the stadium and start calling the game online to their social network and beyond, or listening to friends who might be doing the same.

They’ve had the YouCommentate app for Android for some time, so now smartphone fans of all types can get it.

Check it out — now you can listen to the Refs, Barstool Style, no matter where you are!

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Oh yeah. Cheika announced as Tahs coach. Don’t they look stoked? #RugbyUnited #Waratahs

Those Tahs boys know how to celebrate the good news.  They may be out of practice and rusty with good news announcements.  Or maybe they just found out they have to go to Hobart for a pre-season match.  Hobart — really?

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Los Gauchos. Definitely better than the Meateaters. #AUSvARG #RSAvAUS #TRC #RugbyUnited

Well I think we can all agree that Los Gauchos deserve their spot in the Rugby Championship – they put on a much better show than the Meateaters did the week prior against the Wobblies!  And the Gauchos put on better BBQs.

The Wobs stuck to the game plan which delivered success the week before – they played the crappiest, most boring rugby they could muster for the first half, then once the opponents were nearly unconscious with lassitude they sprung some quick scores to sneak away with a win.  As pretty much every single Australian commentator and Wallaby player has said since the final hooter, “a win’s a win”.  Robbie Deans, what a genius!

So we head into a break in the Rugby Champs with the next weekend off.  The Wobs then embark on the tour from hell, with stops in Pretoria and Rosario, where we are pretty sure they’ll meet mad-as-hell teams intent on winning in front of their home fans.  Should be fun!

The Refs will be calling all the action for both games in an as-yet-undetermined secret location somewhere in Singapore, Barstool Style.  Follow us on Twitter for details as and when they firm up.

Waddya wanna be!

 

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Most popular Aussie alt commentary team on earth! LIVE fr kickoff on YouCommentate.com #AUSvARG #Rugby #BarstoolStyle

Listen to the Barstool Refs as they call the Wobs v Los Gauchos Battle for El Costa del Oro LIVE and ONLINE tonight. Pick up the commentary from kick-off on YouCommentate.com, or join us at the spiritual home of Singapore rugby at the Prince of Wales, 51 Boat Quay.

Turn down the boring middle-aged washed up blokes on TV and turn up the Refs for REAL rugby insight – no knowledge, all opinion! Olé!

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Wobs v Los Gauchos 15 Sep, lineups: ¡Ándele! ¡Ándele! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! Yeehaw! #AUSvARG #BarstoolStyle

Can the Wobs turn a freak into a streak!  Join us tomorrow as Los Gauchos bring their dynamic, massively unpredictable ten-man rugby team to Aus for their first match against the Wobs in the TRC.  The game is at the Munch Munch Mee Goreng Stadia on El Costa del Oro.  Olé!

Here’s the line-up for the Wobs, barstool style:

  1. Fat Cat
  2. Tafro
  3. The Penalty Magnet
  4. Bruiser Mastino
  5. Sharpedo
  6. Daredevil
  7. Whoops
  8. Shaft
  9. Fanga
  10. Mighty Mouse
  11. Tattooed Energizer Bunny (or Bunny)
  12. Slippery
  13. Two Dads
  14. Shippsanity
  15. ObamaThe Spare Parts Bin is a 4-3 split as follows:
  16. Milli
  17. Slips
  18. Unabomber
  19. Gilfer
  20. Face Masseur
  21. Vanilli
  22. Cold Gold KB

No Dirty, no Big Fucking Unit.  Bruiser on debut.  Slippery back in the starters with Cold Gold KB back in the spares to think about life.

Los Gauchos have brought a bunch of blokes we’ve never heard of.  Here’s their line-up:

  1. Dr RoRo
  2. El Gordo
  3. Figaro
  4. Labor
  5. Tablón
  6. Mr Hair
  7. Sid
  8. Lobotomy
  9. Cdr Koenig
  10. Just Juan Guy
  11. Ho
  12. Chile
  13. The German
  14. El Presidenté Gonzalo
  15. SpeedyAnd in las piezas de repuesto:
  16. Sonny Bill
  17. Yet Another Juan
  18. Da Vinci
  19. DiCaprio
  20. Chicken Choker
  21. Hot Rod
  22. He’s Hoff

On the Card Table this week to call the game we’ll have Steve, D-Rex and Ken.  If you’re in Singapore, come on down to the Prince of Wales at 51 Boat Quay for the full Barstool experience.  For those elsewhere, join us on YouCommentate at 8pm Sydney time / 6pm Singapore for LIVE commentary, Barstool Style.  Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live.

And for our Argentine readers —

En la mesa de juego esta semana para llamar el juego tendremos que Steve, D-Rex y Ken. Si se encuentra en Singapur, vamos hacia abajo al Príncipe de Gales en Boat Quay 51 para la experiencia Barstool completo. Para aquellos que en otros lugares, únete a nosotros en YouCommentate a las 8 pm hora de Sydney / 18:00 Singapur para comentarios en directo, Estilo Barstool. Síguenos en Twitter para una alerta cuando estamos en directo.

Dos cervezas por favor!

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Bring on Los Gauchos! Andele Andele, Arriba! #AUSvARG #RugbyUnited #BarstoolStyle #TRC #Wallabies

As the old cliché goes, it was a game of two halves  The first half at the City Harvest Church Donation Bowl in Perthfontein was 40 minutes of sheer dire drudgery.  Horrible rugby.  The kind that sends kids over to the AFL.  The second half by the Wobs was heroic, titanic, relentless!  They lost yet another captain but pressed on and, in the end, the good guys won. Five wins on the trot against the Meateaters and now we can all agree well and truly that the Boks are our bitches.

So onto Los Gauchos and this weekend at the Munch Munch Mee Goreng Stadia on El Costa de Oro.  The Refs will be calling the action live, Barstool Style, from the Prince of Wales so get on down and say hello for real insight into the game.  If you’re out of town, listen in from kick-off on YouCommentate.com.   Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live.

What to expect?  Check this out – if this is how they teach the boys, then expect mucho shoulder charges!  ¡Ándele! ¡Ándele! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! Yeehaw!

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Most popular Aussie alt commentary team on earth! LIVE fr kickoff on YouCommentate.com #rugby #AUSvRSA #BarstoolStyle

Listen to the Barstool Refs as they call the Wobs v Meateaters Battle for Second Place LIVE and ONLINE tonight. Pick up the commentary from kick-off on YouCommentate.com, or join us at the spiritual home of Singapore rugby at the Prince of Wales, 51 Boat Quay!  Turn down the boring middle-aged washed up blokes on TV and turn up the Refs for REAL rugby insight.

And — how’s this memory to fire up the believers.  Come at me Bro!  Wobs, you’ve got this!

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Team line-ups for Wobs v Meateaters 8 Sep #TRC #rugbyunited #AUSvRSA #BarstoolStyle #ComeAtMeBro

This week is about winning redemption baby!  And what better team to win against than the Meateaters, a team of cheats and thugs that we’ve beaten four times running.  A win on the weekend will be a record for the Wobs against the Meateaters.

The game is in Perthfontein at the City Harvest Church Donation Bowl, with halftime entertainment to be provided by Sun Ho.

Here’s the line-up for the Wobs, barstool style:

  1. Fat Cat
  2. Tafro
  3. The Penalty Magnet
  4. The Big Fucking Unit
  5. Sharpedo
  6. Daredevil
  7. Whoops
  8. Shaft
  9. Dirty
  10. Mighty Mouse
  11. Tattooed Energizer Bunny (or Bunny)
  12. Obama
  13. Two Dads
  14. Shippsanity
  15. Two Dads

    The Spare Parts Bin is a 4-3 split as follows:

  16. Milli
  17. Slips
  18. Unabomber
  19. Gilfer
  20. Fanga
  21. Mikey Mike
  22. Vanilli

No coverage for the locks in the Spares!  Fly-by-the-seat-of-the-pants rugby – we love it.

The Meateaters have well and truly brought their B-team.  Here’s their line-up:

  1. Mr V
  2. Levi
  3. Dr Thug
  4. Eben Flow
  5. Freddy
  6. The Ragdoll
  7. Babyeater
  8. Trailer Trash
  9. RuPaul
  10. Little Stain, the Suburban Accountant
  11. Wing and a Prayer
  12. Big Stain
  13. The Love Child
  14. Has Been
  15. Sideshow

    And in the Spares:

  16. Tia’An
  17. Stupiders
  18. Flapjack
  19. Low Blow
  20. Goosen Step
  21. Kiwi Jailbait
  22. Iced Vovo

On the Card Table this week to call the game we’ll have Steve, D-Rex and the Übercoach.  If you’re in Singapore, come on down to the Prince of Wales at 51 Boat Quay for the full Barstool experience.  For those elsewhere, join us on YouCommentate at 7.30pm Sydney time / 5.30 Singapore for LIVE commentary, Barstool style.  Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live.

Come at me bro!

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