Line-ups for Bledisloe 25 Aug: Cuzzy Bros v Wobbly Wobs #rugbyunited #NZLvAUS #chilionthestick #barstoolstyle

This week the Wobbly Wobs go straight to the heart of the beast!  They are taking on the Cuzzy Bros at their fortress, Proton Park in Auckland (previously known as “Eden” Park).  The Cuzzy Bros last lost at Proton Park eighteen years ago, when Neanderthals were still walking the earth in places other than New Zealand.

The Wobs are seeking redemption and so have gone to the man you want in these situations – Quade Cooper!  Bring it on.  Here’s the Wobs line-up:

1. Fat Cat
2. Saudi
3. Benny A
4. The Big Fucking Unit
5. Sharpedo
6. Daredevil
7. Whoops
8. Unabomber
9. Dirty
10. Mighty Mouse
11. Tattooed Energizer Bunny (or Bunny)
12. Obama
13. Horné
14. Wolfman
15. Two DadsThe bench is yet to be confirmed but will likely be as follows:
16. Milli
17. Slips
18. The Mattress
19. Shaft
20. Gilfer
21. Fanga
22. Vanilli

And the Cuzzy Bros have one forced change – Splinters is off with an RSI injury in his left hand.  Here’s their line-up:

1. Sonny
2. His Mum Can’t Spell Kevin
3. Weiner
4. Big Cheese
5. The Only Whitelock Good Enough
6. Hunga
7. Cheat
8. Can’t
9. Wants To Be Willie
10. Dodgy Groin
11. Low Gear
12. Dollar Bill
13. Grandma’a
14. Two Girls Names
15. He Who Needs No NicknameAnd on the bench:
16. Tramp
17. Weiner
18. Who The Fuck Is This Guy?
19. Vicey Versey
20. Fat Arse
21. Gollum’s Double
22. Just Another Smith

There’s a substitution at the Card Table this week!  D-Rex takes over from the Übercoach who needs a Bex and a good lie down after last weekend’s borefest – thank you Alain Rolland.  If you’re in Singapore, come on down to the Prince of Wales at 51 Boat Quay for the Chicken Dance and the full Bled experience.  For those elsewhere, join us on YouCommentate at 5.30pm Sydney time / 3.30 Singapore for LIVE commentary, Barstool style.

Go you good things!

Wallabies line-up for Bledisloe #BarstoolStyle #RugbyUnited

Mr Lee, the Übercoach and Steve are pumped and primed for the big day on Saturday when the reigning Tri-Nations champs, the Wallabies, take on the massively over-rated Cuzzy Bros!

Wobs’ line-up looks strong:

1. Fat Cat
2. Tafro
3. Keps
4. T-Money
5. Sharpie
6. Daredevil
7. Human Protein Bar (or HPB, or PB)
8. Unabomber
9. Dirty
10. Obama
11. Tattooed Energizer Bunny (or Bunny)
12. Vanilli
13. Horné
14. Two Dads
15. Cold Gold KB

    And on the bench:

16. Saudi
17. Slips
18. The Mattress
19. Shaft
20. Whoops
21. Fanga
22. Wolfman

Join us on YouCommentate at 7.30pm Sydney time for LIVE commentary, Barstool syle!

Attention Fans of the Barstool Refs: the enemy is in our midst! #rugbyunited

Yesterday the great Jedi, master of Alternative Rugby Commentary, announced the details of his Tour for the Rugby Championship with a damn, damn good video. Check it out – he’s visiting Singapore, Melbourne, Brisbane and Sydney with his unique style and band of merry men to bring the Blackness and terrorize Wallaby fans.

On 18 August, he’ll be in Singapore calling the Bledisloe Cup match from the Exchange in Asia Square. Fans of the Cuzzy Bros, head there! You’ll enjoy it there, and we’ll enjoy you being there.

Fans of all that is great, good, green and gold should join us at the Prince of Wales, 51 Boat Quay, where we’ll be calling the same game. We are unapologetically one-eyed – those looking for balanced and temperate commentary of the game will quickly realise they are in the wrong fucking place.

Those of you listening online at YouCommentate, please tell your friends! Barstool Refs will be live and firing 15 minutes before game time, from about 5.20pm local time. BOOYAH!

The Mighty Queensland Reds line up for Saturday night

1. Homer, 2. Milli, 3. Slips, 4. The Mattress, 5. Two Dads, 6. TP, 7. Fish (and sometimes The Gilfer), 8. Unabomber, 9. Dirty, 10. George, 11. Tattooed Energizer Bunny, 12. Mikey Mike, 13. Vanilli, 14. Con the Fruiterer (and sometimes Shippsanity), 15. Skywalker

Replacements: 16. Chibba, Ewok, 17. Dales, 18. Shaft, 19. Dub, 20. Buts, 21. Fris, 22. Taps

Looks strong!

We Are Red!

Barstool Refs going live on Saturday night for the Reds and Sharks with alternative commentary on http://www.YouCommentate.com!  Turn down the boring blokes on TV and turn up the Barstool Refs.  We’ll be broadcasting from the Prince of Wales at 51 Boat Quay, Singapore – come on down and join us!