Wobs v Gauchos 6 Oct lineups: ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! #ARGvAUS #rugby

After the spanking at the hands of the bitches, the Wobs have dragged their battered bodies over to Rosario for the final match of the TRC.  If the Wobs can take it to Los Gauchos and take an unanticipated win then they will finish second in the tournament – a loss could see them finish last with la cuchara de madera.  Here’s the line-up for the Wobs, Barstool style:

  1. Slips
  2. Tafro
  3. The Penalty Magnet
  4. Bruiser Mastino
  5. Derek Zoolander
  6. BFU
  7. Whoops
  8. Shaft
  9. Fanga
  10. Cold Gold
  11. Tattooed Energizer Bunny
  12. Slippery
  13. Taps
  14. Honey Badger
  15. Mikey Mike

    The Spare Parts Bin is a 5-2 split as follows:

  16. Milli
  17. Fat Cat
  18. Daredevil
  19. Unabomber
  20. Gillfer
  21. Face Masseur
  22. Shippsanity

Both Honey Badger and Taps on debut – the Refs can’t wait to see the Badge open up a can of whoop arse on the Gauchos.

Los Gauchos have brought a bunch of blokes that we still have never heard of.  Honestly you could put these blokes in a line-up with the Spice Girls and we wouldn’t be able to pick them out.  Here’s their line-up:

  1. Dr RoRo
  2. El Gordo
  3. Figaro
  4. Labor
  5. Tablón
  6. Mr Hair
  7. Sid
  8. Lobotomy
  9. Cdr Koenig
  10. Just Juan Guy
  11. Ho
  12. Chile
  13. The German
  14. El Presidenté Gonzalo
  15. Speedy

    And in las piezas de repuesto:

  16. Sonny Bill
  17. Yet Another Juan
  18. Da Vinci
  19. DiCaprio
  20. Chicken Choker
  21. El Sucio
  22. He’s Hoff

On the Card Table this week to call the game we’ll have D-Rex and Steve, who has spent the week in recovery from hangover.  The game is at a very uncharitable hour – kick off is 7am Sunday 7 Oct for us! Join us on YouCommentate at 10am Sydney time / 7am Singapore for LIVE commentary, Barstool Style.  Follow us on Twitter for an alert when we are live.

And for our Argentine readers —

En la tarjeta esta semana llamar el juego tendremos D-Rex y Steve, que ha pasado la semana en la recuperación de la resaca de la tabla. El juego está a una hora muy incompatibles – kick off es 7 el domingo 7 Oct para nosotros! Únase a nosotros en YouCommentate en 10 hora de Sydney / 7 Singapur para comentarios en directo, Barstool Estilo. Síguenos en Twitter para una alerta cuando estamos vivos.

Dos cervezas por favor!

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