The Ten Commandments of Super Rugby footy tipping

  1. Always tip with thy gut
  2. Tip for the Lions at thy peril
  3. The Crusaders shall overcome, and he who tips against those cheating bastards is foolish
  4. Whether thy tip for or against the Hurricanes, they shalt disappoint thee
  5. When in doubt, tippeth the Home team
  6. If ye know sweet bugger all about the teams, +5 is a good margin
  7. There shalt always be one upset, divinity shalt follow those who tip it
  8. Thy shalt not commit adultery. Thy shalt not participate in tipping rugby league for it is the work of the devil
  9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s. But if he tweets his tips before the game, ye can simply copy
  10. Never study the journos tips, for they know not of which they speak
Advertisements
Tagged , ,

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s

Advertisements
%d bloggers like this: